all my towns

maytheodds:

“I can’t hear anything the translator’s saying, where’s the volume on this thing?
Ah, there you go. *turns volume up to 100%*
That’s much bett—HOLY SHIT.
Alright, Andrew, just put the thing down and be cool, no one saw it.”

YOU ARE SO TRANSPARENT MY LOVELY LITTLE SPIDER.

(via ohmygarfields)